Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (Quicktime)
Downloads: 171

In what would be the final episode of the semester, NNN's editing was handed off to some other individuals by administrative order. This one features noticeable suckage, especially in the intro and three minutes of looking at a billboard story. A couple amusing segments rescue it from the trash pile. I recall watching the suckage that is this episode being made in Publications class whilst doing ...

In what would be the final episode of the semester, NNN's editing was handed off to some other individuals by administrative order. This one features noticeable suckage, especially in the intro and three minutes of looking at a billboard story. A couple amusing segments rescue it from the trash pile. I recall watching the suckage that is this episode being made in Publications class whilst doing nothing but relaxing all period and talking about chicks and sammiches with Danky. Good times. My only contribution to this episode was the "Remembering Columbine" story. In two days, I put together what many people were calling the coolest part of the episode. Well, as cool as school shootings can be.

NNN 7 171 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (Quicktime)
Downloads: 175

In my second venture into high school news editing, I started with a simple intro idea with an old and new version of a song (Mrs. Robinson, though not for any implicit reason) over black and white and then color video clips played at a high framerate. This didn't bother certain administrators as much as my Burn intro. Some of the news stuff is kinda interesting, but the interview with the ...

In my second venture into high school news editing, I started with a simple intro idea with an old and new version of a song (Mrs. Robinson, though not for any implicit reason) over black and white and then color video clips played at a high framerate. This didn't bother certain administrators as much as my Burn intro. Some of the news stuff is kinda interesting, but the interview with the principal is obviously just filler. Generally, all of this episode was edited by me (even the preview for the faggot car thing). This is actually the "Uncut" version of the episode, as of course, they didn't let us use the "Computer Upgrade" segment. That was done in my back yard with Danky and Loogie "upgrading" and me filming. This one is compressed with Quicktime because that's the only decent format we could get the gayMac to export to.

NNN 6 175 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Language: Visual Basic 6
Platform: Win9x, WinNT, Win2000/XP
Downloads: 324

This was a neat tool that generated pages for Kazaa file links. It's rather obsolete now, but it could perhaps be useful in other ways. The source is available for newbie VB programmers to look at. It's not my best work, but there's still some useful parsing, command-line, and html output code. In this release, I've packaged the required app ...

This was a neat tool that generated pages for Kazaa file links. It's rather obsolete now, but it could perhaps be useful in other ways. The source is available for newbie VB programmers to look at. It's not my best work, but there's still some useful parsing, command-line, and html output code. In this release, I've packaged the required app sig2dat in case it's hard to find.

Ironically, the test page that I generated to show what this app can do is the most popular page here. Hurray for internet piracy, right?

sig2html 208 Downloads	Download

sig2html Source 116 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (DivX, MP3)
Downloads: 114

In my senior year of high school, I had set a goal to take over the school's video news program and make it not suck. People rightfully stepped aside as I owned the project. This first episode of the second semester of that year was almost completely edited by me. I had even managed to slip in an NIN track called "Burn" for the intro sequence. This part took an especially long time to do since ...

In my senior year of high school, I had set a goal to take over the school's video news program and make it not suck. People rightfully stepped aside as I owned the project. This first episode of the second semester of that year was almost completely edited by me. I had even managed to slip in an NIN track called "Burn" for the intro sequence. This part took an especially long time to do since the school only had an iMac for video editing (god damn you, Macs, with your single mouse buttons!). The actual news portion is pretty bland, but the "entertainment special" is rather funny. It features the poetic stylings of the oft-mentioned Gandalf the Cock. The credit music was not my idea. When I was getting close to completing this episode, people started weighing in with their two cents and coerced me into using "black music". I'm not being particularly racist here, as all the black people did indeed want it. However, as a whole, I'd accomplished my goal of making NNN not suck.

NNN 5 114 Downloads	Download

Status: Beta/Abandoned
Language: Visual Basic 6
Platform: Win9x, WinNT, Win2000/XP
Downloads: 109

This screensaver does just what it implies; it downloads doppler images from weather.com and then animates them fullscreen. It'll check for newer images at a user-definable rate. Many other options are available, too. I lost interest in programming this before I added support for different locations' doppler, thus it only does Virginia. There's ...

This screensaver does just what it implies; it downloads doppler images from weather.com and then animates them fullscreen. It'll check for newer images at a user-definable rate. Many other options are available, too. I lost interest in programming this before I added support for different locations' doppler, thus it only does Virginia. There's some bugs here and there, too, particularly the one mentioned in the other screensaver. It's a good app if you live in VA and want to quickly check the doppler. Press H for help.

Weather(Doppler)Saver 109 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Game: Counter-Strike
Downloads: 217

This is just a pack of waypoints for use with the popular bot for vanilla Counter-Strike, PODBot. One year while I was on a CS trip, I found it a fun challenge to lay out waypoints on some maps that either didn't have any or the ones they had were shitty. These waypoints should all be of high quality; I tried to get really creative with them, finding all those little camping spots and every ...

This is just a pack of waypoints for use with the popular bot for vanilla Counter-Strike, PODBot. One year while I was on a CS trip, I found it a fun challenge to lay out waypoints on some maps that either didn't have any or the ones they had were shitty. These waypoints should all be of high quality; I tried to get really creative with them, finding all those little camping spots and every possible place you can get the bots to jump to. Waypoint files for the following maps are included:

• cs_assault2k
• cs_docks
• cs_india
• cs_office
• de_aztec
• de_descent_v2
• de_inferno
• de_maresa3
• de_rats3

Snake's PODBot Waypoint Pack 217 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Game: Grand Theft Auto 3
Downloads: 126

I was tired of playing as someone who looked like a mute, ignorant, long-time crack addict in GTA3. This mod replaces him with my best effort at a Snake (me) skin. It looks snake, it looks like a pro--a middle-class criminal with brains. So, if you're tired of playing with the crackhead, give Snake a try. Notice the classic, blue coat, the airwalks, typical jeans, glasses, and skin so white that ...

I was tired of playing as someone who looked like a mute, ignorant, long-time crack addict in GTA3. This mod replaces him with my best effort at a Snake (me) skin. It looks snake, it looks like a pro--a middle-class criminal with brains. So, if you're tired of playing with the crackhead, give Snake a try. Notice the classic, blue coat, the airwalks, typical jeans, glasses, and skin so white that you know this cracker has been playing GTA all week.

GTA3 Snake Skin 126 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (DivX, MP3)
Downloads: 179

Almost a year after the first, I did another snow video. I was a bit lazy that day, though, so I only managed to get evening shots. It's a little rough in retrospect. Filming at night brings the quality down; but it also just feels less inspired. However, I did find that shadows on the snow are really neat, because they're so clean and contrasting. The music selection for this one was again a ...

Almost a year after the first, I did another snow video. I was a bit lazy that day, though, so I only managed to get evening shots. It's a little rough in retrospect. Filming at night brings the quality down; but it also just feels less inspired. However, I did find that shadows on the snow are really neat, because they're so clean and contrasting. The music selection for this one was again a track by Darkhalo called Psychosis Paradise.

Snow 2002 179 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Abandoned
Game: Doom
Downloads: 340

This is a pack of 37 redone, high-resolution flats (floor and ceiling textures) I did for the jDoom port. It's mostly just for the first (shareware) episode of Doom, though. The pack also contains a mod that provides custom, per-level fog settings and another that emites fumes from nukage barrels and pools. Kickstart addon files are included.

jDoom Texture/Mod Pack 340 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Game: Quake 3
Downloads: 163

Back when Q3 was still one of my favorite games, I decided that I'd add a bit more personality to it by putting bots in that were modeled after myself and my friend Loogie. They both took a couple days of tweaking to get right, but they should act fairly similar to playing against Loogie and I when in Hardcore difficulty. They also have custom bot chats modeled after things we said at that time. ...

Back when Q3 was still one of my favorite games, I decided that I'd add a bit more personality to it by putting bots in that were modeled after myself and my friend Loogie. They both took a couple days of tweaking to get right, but they should act fairly similar to playing against Loogie and I when in Hardcore difficulty. They also have custom bot chats modeled after things we said at that time. To use them, simply extract the two pk3 files to your \Quake III Arena\baseq3 directory and then select the bots Snake and Loogie from the list in-game.

S&L Quake 3 Bots 163 Downloads	Download