Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Music (MP3)
Downloads: 260

This is a remix of the Quiet Mix of Trent Reznor's "Hurt". I didn't think it was quiet enough. With graphic equalizing, dynamic range compressing, and some other filters, I brought out the vocals and minimized the hard drum and guitar hits. This finally makes Hurt a song you can listen to before bed. The screenshots show the differences between the two versions.

Hurt (Snake's Quieter Mix) 260 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Game: Grand Theft Auto 3
Downloads: 262

I was tired of playing as someone who looked like a mute, ignorant, long-time crack addict in GTA3. This mod replaces him with my best effort at a Snake (me) skin. It looks snake, it looks like a pro--a middle-class criminal with brains. So, if you're tired of playing with the crackhead, give Snake a try. Notice the classic, blue coat, the airwalks, typical jeans, glasses, and skin so white that ...

I was tired of playing as someone who looked like a mute, ignorant, long-time crack addict in GTA3. This mod replaces him with my best effort at a Snake (me) skin. It looks snake, it looks like a pro--a middle-class criminal with brains. So, if you're tired of playing with the crackhead, give Snake a try. Notice the classic, blue coat, the airwalks, typical jeans, glasses, and skin so white that you know this cracker has been playing GTA all week.

GTA3 Snake Skin 262 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (DivX, MP3)
Downloads: 174

In my senior year of high school, I had set a goal to take over the school's video news program and make it not suck. People rightfully stepped aside as I owned the project. This first episode of the second semester of that year was almost completely edited by me. I had even managed to slip in an NIN track called "Burn" for the intro sequence. This part took an especially long time to do since ...

In my senior year of high school, I had set a goal to take over the school's video news program and make it not suck. People rightfully stepped aside as I owned the project. This first episode of the second semester of that year was almost completely edited by me. I had even managed to slip in an NIN track called "Burn" for the intro sequence. This part took an especially long time to do since the school only had an iMac for video editing (god damn you, Macs, with your single mouse buttons!). The actual news portion is pretty bland, but the "entertainment special" is rather funny. It features the poetic stylings of the oft-mentioned Gandalf the Cock. The credit music was not my idea. When I was getting close to completing this episode, people started weighing in with their two cents and coerced me into using "black music". I'm not being particularly racist here, as all the black people did indeed want it. However, as a whole, I'd accomplished my goal of making NNN not suck.

NNN 5 174 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (Quicktime)
Downloads: 233

In my second venture into high school news editing, I started with a simple intro idea with an old and new version of a song (Mrs. Robinson, though not for any implicit reason) over black and white and then color video clips played at a high framerate. This didn't bother certain administrators as much as my Burn intro. Some of the news stuff is kinda interesting, but the interview with the ...

In my second venture into high school news editing, I started with a simple intro idea with an old and new version of a song (Mrs. Robinson, though not for any implicit reason) over black and white and then color video clips played at a high framerate. This didn't bother certain administrators as much as my Burn intro. Some of the news stuff is kinda interesting, but the interview with the principal is obviously just filler. Generally, all of this episode was edited by me (even the preview for the faggot car thing). This is actually the "Uncut" version of the episode, as of course, they didn't let us use the "Computer Upgrade" segment. That was done in my back yard with Danky and Loogie "upgrading" and me filming. This one is compressed with Quicktime because that's the only decent format we could get the gayMac to export to.

NNN 6 233 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (Quicktime)
Downloads: 230

In what would be the final episode of the semester, NNN's editing was handed off to some other individuals by administrative order. This one features noticeable suckage, especially in the intro and three minutes of looking at a billboard story. A couple amusing segments rescue it from the trash pile. I recall watching the suckage that is this episode being made in Publications class whilst doing ...

In what would be the final episode of the semester, NNN's editing was handed off to some other individuals by administrative order. This one features noticeable suckage, especially in the intro and three minutes of looking at a billboard story. A couple amusing segments rescue it from the trash pile. I recall watching the suckage that is this episode being made in Publications class whilst doing nothing but relaxing all period and talking about chicks and sammiches with Danky. Good times. My only contribution to this episode was the "Remembering Columbine" story. In two days, I put together what many people were calling the coolest part of the episode. Well, as cool as school shootings can be.

NNN 7 230 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (DivX, ADPCM)
Downloads: 202

Living in southern Virginia your whole life, it comes naturally to love the infrequent snows; there's only one or two good ones a year. I get totally excited every time the forecast is wintery precipication. But once, this excitement, coupled with the excitement of my new TV Card, was so great that I just had to get the snow on tape. I, of course, imported the video to the computer to make it ...

Living in southern Virginia your whole life, it comes naturally to love the infrequent snows; there's only one or two good ones a year. I get totally excited every time the forecast is wintery precipication. But once, this excitement, coupled with the excitement of my new TV Card, was so great that I just had to get the snow on tape. I, of course, imported the video to the computer to make it worthwhile (where the TV Card came in handy). I had the perfect music track all lined up (Darkhalo's "Reason No Ten-Nen Sui") and edited the video in sequence to it. This is the result. By the way, the zooming in and out of the video was an attempt to keep the file size down. I don't know if it helped much.

Snow 2001 202 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (DivX, MP3)
Downloads: 250

Almost a year after the first, I did another snow video. I was a bit lazy that day, though, so I only managed to get evening shots. It's a little rough in retrospect. Filming at night brings the quality down; but it also just feels less inspired. However, I did find that shadows on the snow are really neat, because they're so clean and contrasting. The music selection for this one was again a ...

Almost a year after the first, I did another snow video. I was a bit lazy that day, though, so I only managed to get evening shots. It's a little rough in retrospect. Filming at night brings the quality down; but it also just feels less inspired. However, I did find that shadows on the snow are really neat, because they're so clean and contrasting. The music selection for this one was again a track by Darkhalo called Psychosis Paradise.

Snow 2002 250 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (DivX, MP3)
Downloads: 243

The third installment to my snow videos is noticeably better. I switched editing software and did some things during filming that can't be done in editing. I also finally got the sound encoding right and added credits. The whole mood of this one is rather pretty and lighthearted. Like the others, this video is sequenced to music. Also like the others, I chose music by Darkhalo; this track is ...

The third installment to my snow videos is noticeably better. I switched editing software and did some things during filming that can't be done in editing. I also finally got the sound encoding right and added credits. The whole mood of this one is rather pretty and lighthearted. Like the others, this video is sequenced to music. Also like the others, I chose music by Darkhalo; this track is called "Fantasy Wind 2" (an edited version by me). I'm really proud of this video, and it's one of my favorite works.

Snow 2004 243 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Game: Rise of Nations
Downloads: 181

This is the original (non-expansion) version of my RoN resource mod. The purpose of it was to make the rare resources worth fighting for by doubling their usefulness. The bonus effects have been balanced to make all rares equally useful. Merchants also got a stat increase to make them more robust given that the rares are more desireable. Here's the full list of what this mod does: ...

This is the original (non-expansion) version of my RoN resource mod. The purpose of it was to make the rare resources worth fighting for by doubling their usefulness. The bonus effects have been balanced to make all rares equally useful. Merchants also got a stat increase to make them more robust given that the rares are more desireable. Here's the full list of what this mod does:

• adds "elite merchant"
  • pack 50% faster
  • deploy 25% faster
  • move 33% faster
  • +1 to los
  • create 25% faster
  • 33% more hp
  • groovy colors ;)
• changes to nubian nation powers and wonders
  • nubian merchant hitpoints, rare bonuses, and merchant cost nerfed by half
  • porcelain tower rare income also reduced by half
• rare resource bonuses
  • bonus effects have been increased and better balanced to make all rares worth fighting for
• resource availability
  • rare resource availability spread out between the ages to prevent huge rare war at the beginning of a game
  • oil and oil wells available in enlightenment age to prevent sudden onset of oil in upgrade costs, refineries still require industrial age
• rare resource bonus resources
  • most rares have increased production by 200%
  • some have changed bonus resource type

Uber Resources 181 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Game: Starcraft: Brood War
Downloads: 630

Snipers is a scenario for Starcraft: Brood War that I started way back in 2002. Because of the general complexity of getting the scenario scripts to function correctly, it took four years of occasional work in bursts to finish. The concept of this scenario is sort of like some of the others I've done where you start with some hero units (this time named for my old friend Quelog and I); however, ...

Snipers is a scenario for Starcraft: Brood War that I started way back in 2002. Because of the general complexity of getting the scenario scripts to function correctly, it took four years of occasional work in bursts to finish. The concept of this scenario is sort of like some of the others I've done where you start with some hero units (this time named for my old friend Quelog and I); however, the hero units are supposed to be something like special operations mercenaries (the reason for the generic title) on a particular surgical mission and thus never build a base persay. All of the mission objectives, briefing, badass hero dialogue, and mission imperatives are done with tons of triggers in the script. The mission objectives are actually rather creative, too. Some have you blowing up stuff; while in others, you get to steal vehicles. Here's an overview of the scenario taken from the Readme:

Snake and Quelog have been dropped into heavily occupied CDD territory. They are elite snipers, with high-powered medium-range rifles, portable lockdown rockets, and the ability to blend into their environment. Snake and Quelog must work together to bring down the CDD forces. Command needs this area thoroughly trashed so ground forces can move on it tomorrow and they will give you a commission on every enemy soldier you kill. But your primary tasks will be demolition, infiltration and seizure of prototype vehicles, and commandeering and using nuclear silos.

Snake:
200hp, Medium armor, .50cal rifle (one shot kill against infantry)

Quelog:
300hp, Light armor, 30.06 rifle (good against light armored infantry)


Note: This version includes a cooperative scenario that you can play with a friend in addition to the original singleplayer scenario.

Snipers 315 Downloads	Download

Snipers Trailer 315 Downloads	Download