Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (Quicktime)
Downloads: 110

In what would be the final episode of the semester, NNN's editing was handed off to some other individuals by administrative order. This one features noticeable suckage, especially in the intro and three minutes of looking at a billboard story. A couple amusing segments rescue it from the trash pile. I recall watching the suckage that is this episode being made in Publications class whilst doing ...

In what would be the final episode of the semester, NNN's editing was handed off to some other individuals by administrative order. This one features noticeable suckage, especially in the intro and three minutes of looking at a billboard story. A couple amusing segments rescue it from the trash pile. I recall watching the suckage that is this episode being made in Publications class whilst doing nothing but relaxing all period and talking about chicks and sammiches with Danky. Good times. My only contribution to this episode was the "Remembering Columbine" story. In two days, I put together what many people were calling the coolest part of the episode. Well, as cool as school shootings can be.

NNN 7 110 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (Quicktime)
Downloads: 104

In my second venture into high school news editing, I started with a simple intro idea with an old and new version of a song (Mrs. Robinson, though not for any implicit reason) over black and white and then color video clips played at a high framerate. This didn't bother certain administrators as much as my Burn intro. Some of the news stuff is kinda interesting, but the interview with the ...

In my second venture into high school news editing, I started with a simple intro idea with an old and new version of a song (Mrs. Robinson, though not for any implicit reason) over black and white and then color video clips played at a high framerate. This didn't bother certain administrators as much as my Burn intro. Some of the news stuff is kinda interesting, but the interview with the principal is obviously just filler. Generally, all of this episode was edited by me (even the preview for the faggot car thing). This is actually the "Uncut" version of the episode, as of course, they didn't let us use the "Computer Upgrade" segment. That was done in my back yard with Danky and Loogie "upgrading" and me filming. This one is compressed with Quicktime because that's the only decent format we could get the gayMac to export to.

NNN 6 104 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Language: Visual Basic 6
Platform: Win9x, WinNT, Win2000/XP
Downloads: 173

This was a neat tool that generated pages for Kazaa file links. It's rather obsolete now, but it could perhaps be useful in other ways. The source is available for newbie VB programmers to look at. It's not my best work, but there's still some useful parsing, command-line, and html output code. In this release, I've packaged the required app ...

This was a neat tool that generated pages for Kazaa file links. It's rather obsolete now, but it could perhaps be useful in other ways. The source is available for newbie VB programmers to look at. It's not my best work, but there's still some useful parsing, command-line, and html output code. In this release, I've packaged the required app sig2dat in case it's hard to find.

Ironically, the test page that I generated to show what this app can do is the most popular page here. Hurray for internet piracy, right?

sig2html 117 Downloads	Download

sig2html Source 56 Downloads	Download

Status: Release/Final
Media Format: Video (DivX, MP3)
Downloads: 70

In my senior year of high school, I had set a goal to take over the school's video news program and make it not suck. People rightfully stepped aside as I owned the project. This first episode of the second semester of that year was almost completely edited by me. I had even managed to slip in an NIN track called "Burn" for the intro sequence. This part took an especially long time to do since ...

In my senior year of high school, I had set a goal to take over the school's video news program and make it not suck. People rightfully stepped aside as I owned the project. This first episode of the second semester of that year was almost completely edited by me. I had even managed to slip in an NIN track called "Burn" for the intro sequence. This part took an especially long time to do since the school only had an iMac for video editing (god damn you, Macs, with your single mouse buttons!). The actual news portion is pretty bland, but the "entertainment special" is rather funny. It features the poetic stylings of the oft-mentioned Gandalf the Cock. The credit music was not my idea. When I was getting close to completing this episode, people started weighing in with their two cents and coerced me into using "black music". I'm not being particularly racist here, as all the black people did indeed want it. However, as a whole, I'd accomplished my goal of making NNN not suck.

NNN 5 70 Downloads	Download

Status: Beta/Abandoned
Language: Visual Basic 6
Platform: Win9x, WinNT, Win2000/XP
Downloads: 60

This screensaver does just what it implies; it downloads doppler images from weather.com and then animates them fullscreen. It'll check for newer images at a user-definable rate. Many other options are available, too. I lost interest in programming this before I added support for different locations' doppler, thus it only does Virginia. There's ...

This screensaver does just what it implies; it downloads doppler images from weather.com and then animates them fullscreen. It'll check for newer images at a user-definable rate. Many other options are available, too. I lost interest in programming this before I added support for different locations' doppler, thus it only does Virginia. There's some bugs here and there, too, particularly the one mentioned in the other screensaver. It's a good app if you live in VA and want to quickly check the doppler. Press H for help.

Weather(Doppler)Saver 60 Downloads	Download