Jun 5, 2001

Posted on June 5, 2001 by Quelog
It’s been a hell of a long time since I have made a news post, but what can I say? I’m lazy as hell! Anyways, as you could have guessed, only a series of important or exciting events could motivate me to make a news post, so here’s the story.

The Viper Incident
It all started Saturday when snake got an e-mail from a person who claimed to be “Mike Kellar,” and who called himself “Viper.” He claimed to be a gamer who heard of S&L through Sectorlink, our Web Host. It all seemed a little fishy, and the e-mail itself sounded phony. Us sexy bitches down here at S&L know when shit’s goin down, so Snake looked into it and found out that it is actually impossible for a person to hear of us that way. Since we have gotten our new domain, we havent given out our URL in games simply because we aren’t recruiting right now, so the only way a person could have gotten the URL would be if they knew us for a long time and read about the change on the old site. Who of those few people would try to lie to us and infiltrate the clan? Why an old enemy, of course! But why? We don’t even play against any of them anymore! It was determined that it was probably a specific person, who we shall call “NiggaFly TNT [ED NOTE: Snakes making me use this funky name],” who has tried this exact thing before.
Acting quickly, Snake put me in charge of the mission to find out just exactly what the hell was going on. I named it “Operation Viper.” At first I decided to try guessing his secret question for Hotmail, because then I could see how old the account was, and thusly if it had been made recently and just for the purpose of fooling us, and also so that i could see if his letters matched his identity. Unfortunately, you need an Area Code to even see the question. His MSN info was, of course, blank. Later that night (actually, early the next day,) i got in ICQ to check my messages, and saw that “Viper” had added me to his/her contact list! There wasn’t much on his ICQ info… except for his Area Code. As soon as i had it, it occurred to me that it was actually best to use the Area Code to see where he lived, and if that matched where he said he lived (North Carolina.) Of course, it didn’t. After a few mins of searching and stuff, I found out that the area code was in Georgia.. conveniently close to where “Niggafly TNT” had said that he went to college, during the first incident. So, we see that “Niggafly TNT” was lying about how he heard of us, lying about where he lived, and had an area code that put him where the guy from the first incident lived. I mailed all of the evidence to Snake, in a formal report, and went to bed.
The next day I got on my chat programs a little later that normal because I wanted to avoid having to talk to “Viper” without Snake or Loog around. When I did get on, it was revealed to me that Loogie had spilled the beans- he let “Viper” know that we knew. Apparently, Loogie had gathered further evidence: he had asked “Viper” if he was “NiggaFly TNT,” but it had been his sister, and he said that he would be on in a few mins. Still, Snake and I had wanted to collect all of the information and be sure, and then play along with “Viper” and hopefully gain our revenge. In the end, it is my opinion that Loogie ruined the plan. “Viper” admitted that he was indeed “NiggaFly TNT,” and said that he would never bother us again.

New Ranking System
In other news, Snake and I have just completed a new Ranking System for the clan. It’s a hell of a lot more complicated than the old system, and after we work out all of the bugs and stuff, it should work as an excellent system for all of the FPS games that we play. Not really much to say about this new breakthrough development, so click here and have a look for yourself… or, if you prefer, you can download it.

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