Author Archives: Snake

I reviewed the Dark Planet demo, which is so new, I haven’t even seen any major sites that have it. Nevertheless, you can find it here.

Also, a new thing that I added with this review was the ability to add screenshots that work like the ones below. I really need some demo reviewers, too. If you play a lot of demos, you should sign up here and help make this resource better.

I found a link at [H]ardOCP a few hours ago to the Dumbass Database, a collection of stories about computer llamas. Some of these are insanely humorous, check it out here. Loogie and I added 2 stories, but his sucks. I think Que will probably enjoy my story. 😛

Gandalf and I went to see Black Hawk Down earlier today, and damn…this is great shit. I think it was better than Saving Private Ryan; of course, there weren’t any huge stars but who needs that, right? The best part is simply the lack of fluff. You know what I mean. In the beginning when they’re laying out the setting, there’s a little fluff, but then it’s non-stop war. Ridley Scott was the director, he also did the classic Aliens, and Hans Zimmer did the music, from the spectatular Gladiator. You can’t go wrong with this one, esp. if your a player of Ghost Recon, Delta Force, etc. If it’s still playing in your area, catch it.

Umm, Loog is such a fa… ah hell… g! He somehow neglected to notice that he REALLY DOES suck at CS. He said that “TFR never resets the stats”… dumbass. It only keeps a 2 week log… it doesn’t have to reset; it only covers the two weeks since the last update. God, I swear man. And the reason I’m #70 (as of today, was 65 when loog posted) is because I’ve only played about 4 hours of CS total over the last two weeks. I simply don’t have enough kills to get a higher rank. When I was ranked 8th I was playing closer to 3 hours every day. I had plenty of kills to pump up my rating. Lol, loog is ghey.

Damnit, I stayed up the whole night and then took a fucking exam this morning. So, of course, I went to bed in the middle of the day and missed all the events of the day. Same happened last night and missed Kat getting on…I think she’s just in Que’s imagination now. That fag is on less than me but I never catch her. Whatever.

I reviewed Ballistics. It pretty much sucked; not recommended.

Like I said in my last post, I was working on some PodBot waypoints for download later. Well, now is later. Version 1.0 of the pack includes cs_assault2k, cs_docks, de_aztec, de_descent_v2, de_inferno, and de_rats3. Pick it up here. In the next release, I will include cs_church2 and de_meresa3.

Not much has happened, really. I’ve been playing a lot of games lately and done some additions to the top frame as Que said. I also deleted about 10 DemoBoard reviews after an incident last week. But it functions and looks more like the Glossary now, so it may have been worth it. 😉 I managed to save my most recent review when I fucked it up, though. I put Return to Castle Wolfenstein through its paces; review here.

I’ve been playing a lot of Unreal Tournament with my score of mutators (Akimbo Arena, Pinata, Relics, MoreGore, etc.), Counter-Strike with PodBot, Rogue Squadron 3D, Freespace 2 (a really awesome space combat sim, got a 93% from PCG), and a demo called Balistics. For PodBot, I’ve been doing a lot of waypointing; it’s really relaxing but still challenging. I’ve done about 4 maps so far (de_aztec, de_descent_v2, de_inferno, and cs_assault2k) and will release a pack of them all in a few weeks. I try to get really creative with my waypoints, finding all those little camping spots and every possible place you can get the bots to jump to (especially in Assault2k). Freespace 2 is the phatest flight sim I think I’ve ever played, and the graphic settings on this GF2u can be cranked to the highest possible point and look really stunning. 😮

I think that’s all. The nav has returned to its previous state until I get some of the bugs out of the new nav.