Author Archives: Snake

Arrr, still getting things straight with the clan here. No new members since “KennyX”. I sent an Email to Romulan (he hosts the KeysDigital Servers) about us getting the rcon for the other server. No word on that as of yet. I’ll post any developments on that ASAP.

Ok, I’ll try to make this one a tad bit longer than what I’ve been putting out lately. As you’ve probably noticed (and if you haven’t, you’re just a dumbass; no other explanation, except you’re a dumbass!), it’s been TFC madness around here! Damnit! (that was a random “Damnit”, just for your enjoyment) I can barely find time to play TFC with constantly maintaining and upgrading our clan subdirectory; yes, I said constantly, because we’re one of few clans that are actually all about being a “Clan” (Definition: a clique, set, society, or party of common descent (TFC) that work to better themselves). And just to liven up this playlist, I’ll tell you another TFC story or memento if you will: I was playing on this rather shittily made map called “Airport” with most of clan S&L (Gandalf, Loogie, and Snipy), and made 3 headshots and 5 normal sniper kills. Those 3 headshots added to my previous amount to give me a grand total of 4 headshots. So, that was cool.

But, I also did some sleeping around this week with some other fine games! Half-Life Single Player has occupied a large chuck of this week’s time, I got all the way from “Blast Pit” to the middle of “Surface Tension”. I also have been refining my sniper skills in Unreal. Taking advantage of the Botmatch feature and a few ammo cheats, I came up with 35 decapitations, and about 20 regular Sniper Rifle kills on 30 minutes of play. Since the best way to kill an advancing bot is with a good headshot, I got a lot more of those. Unreal basically sucks except for the Botmatches, they rock! And what’s the deal with that lame-ass “Bio-Rifle”?

Damnit!

TFC, damnit!!! We all played TFC this week, so don’t even read loogie’s crap! So, fuck you…oops, I mean screw you!

Well, shit! Do we still have to do these things? TFC, ok!?! That’s it! Just TFC!!! What? You want a story? Fine…I threw a MIRV onto the battlements of 2fort and killed 3 people, cause they were being asswipes! TFC! TFC! TFC! Play it or I’ll put pipebombs in your bed!!!

No comment, but you can all suck it!

Well, I’m not sure what the hell Loogie’s bitchin’ about, but this week rocked! I rocked! This week rocked! Ol’ Pentium2 rocked! TFC rocked! Doom Legacy rocked! And…and…well, that’s it. I was doing great earlier in the week with TFC, but ended the week about even (kills/death). I’ll have a complete big-ass page for TFC screens by next month, so you can see how much I kick ass. I would also like to announce that I am the “Sewer King of Hunted”! 9 kills this week just from taking my normal HWGuy shortcut through the sewer from the street to the alley. Check out the screenshot I used for this month’s column: “The Ultimate Guide to TFC pt.1”.

As for my Doom WAD project, Marines; it won’t be released until July. I might give it to you sooner, if you ask nice. Marines is only for Legacy and it’s features include: 4 new weapons, new music, new sounds, a totally outdoor gaming area, and great multiplayer abilities, especially DeathMatch 3.0 (great sniper and gun nest positions). It only has one map so far, but I am building a 2nd currently and a third may be in the works.

TFC, Doom…what else did I do? I KICKED LOOGIE’S ASS AT “MS LINKS 2000”, THAT’S WHAT!!! Sure, he has his dicky excuses, but what kind of dumbass shoots a 5-Wood down a long fairway without aiming and ending up conceding with +12 on the first hole. I finished 5-up, with an excellent chip in for birdie on hole 4. And by the way, he doesn’t own a golf course; he just has a gay fetish for old people in Arizona.

I am the “Sewer King of Hunted”!!!