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RoL Beta, Etc.

I forgot that I’d said I was gonna weigh in on the Rise of Legends beta sometime. Since it’s been about a month from the game going gold, I figured now was a good time to do so. But seeing as I haven’t touched the beta in two months (god damn you, Oblivion!), I decided to just paste something I’d posted on the beta forums. Joe Pishgar had asked us to post our first impressions on the game. My feelings are still pretty much unchanged now, but remember that this was still in beta (though the only difference between the beta and retail is performance and bugs):

I’m having a hard time getting into this game. Maybe it’s just that some days I’ll get 10 random crashes, my computer will lock, or my monitors will turn off, and other days (like today), I’ll get no crashing whatsoever. (Maybe it’s because I left steam open; I smell a conspiracy :P)

Or maybe it’s the fantasy setting. I loved RoN cause it had some sense of realism to it. I like the vinci units well enough; they’ve got a neat art style and nearly realistic feel. But now that I’ve gotten into the alin campaign, I feel a bit out of place. The alin units, buildings, spells, etc. don’t feel as natural and easy to grasp. Just the last scenario I played, I had to read all the alin tips to figure out how to transport units. Summoning winds to carry units? Is that inventive or just nutty? At least those tips are there.

Or maybe I just feel like I’ve played this game before. I know someone or everyone will want to disagree with me, but it feels just like playing Warcraft 3 with some RoN elements tacked on. But the RoN elements are the best part! I liked Warcraft 3 well enough, but I played it all of a month. I probably quit that because I got addicted to RoN.

So a lot of the scenarios are just the same dribble that is in most rts games. And I’ve begun dreading the scenarios where you only have to take all the enemy cities. I wanna rush and get it over with, but then I have to chase the AI around to every other neutral city on the map. My favorite part of the game right now is the strategic map. Spending the points gained after a scenario is as fun as leveling in an rpg. I also like how the player can use cards in the game. But I’m also missing some conventions of ron, like having multiple armies. Although, I understand that the maps are much smaller and can’t really support multiple armies. I haven’t tried the multiplayer or quick battles yet, but I’m hoping that’s more fun than the campaigns.

Basically, I just wanted Rise of Nations 2: a killer graphics engine, more campaigns, more random map gametypes, better modular mod support, etc. But this is another game altogether. You’ll probably lose some RoN fanatics like myself but gain players from a new audience.

I also forgot to mention last post that I did a demonstration video for my MultiMonitor Cursor Lock program. You can see that here. It shows the general concept plus how to quickly setup the shortcuts. I used DivX 6 for compression, my webcam and an older version of CamStudio for recording, and VirtualDubMod and Vegas Video 5 for editing. It’s about 4MB at 1 minute in length.

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Snake’s Top Tens

Top Ten Games
Games I’ve played more than once because they were so kickass. If you consider yourself a serious PC Gamer, you should definitely play these. Here they are in no particular order:

  • Max Payne (first game was better than second; I must have played it like 2-3 times; bullet-time still kicks ass)
  • No One Lives Forever 2 (both games are really good, but I like the second one cause it adds skills like Deus Ex; i need to play this again)
  • Deus Ex (oh fuck, I love this game; I’ve played it 9 times!)
  • Half-Life (it’s a fucking classic; I’ve played it like 4 times; way better than HL2; has some awesome mods, like TFC)
  • Rise of Nations (logged the most time playing this than any other game; perfect execution of RTS micro-management)
  • Unreal Tournament (all iterations; my favorite platform for free-for-all killing action; great mods)
  • Dungeon Siege (nice implementation of RPG gaming for non-hardcore types; I know Marcus played this several times, I played it twice)
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (I really dig the layout and retro feel of this GTA iteration compared to the others; played it three times)
  • Doom (classic killing; shareware is addictive stress reliever)
  • Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast (a close call, but I played it so many times, I had to add it; this is the way all the Jedi Knight games should have played)

Other close calls: Quake 2, Call of Duty, and Far Cry

Top Ten Album
Albums that I keep coming back to and everyone should give a listen if they like the genre. In no particular order:

  • Cake – Fashion Nugget (nice mix of big band and alt. rock; addictive lyrics)
  • Nine Inch Nails – The Downward Spiral (you haven’t lived until you’re heard this; industrial)
  • Prodigy – Fat of the Land (more electronica-based alt. rock and some ambient)
  • Rob D – Furious Angels (instrumental rock; strings and beats)
  • Ulrich Schnauss – A Strangely Isolated Place (straight electronica)
  • Way Out West – Intensify (very techno)
  • BT – Movement in Still Life (trance/techno, with some harder and more rock-like stuff)
  • Blue States – Man Mountain (I call it chill music, but it’s probably like lounge jazz/easy listening)
  • Space – Spiders (rare eurorock/electronica; addictive lyrics)
  • Delerium – Poem (new age; lovely vocals and beats)

Feel free to disagree with me on these, but keep it to yourself.

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Red Orchestra = Best Multiplayer FPS

That’s right, I’ve been playing a lot of Red Orchestra. Wanna fight about it? I swear it’s the most realistic and intense war FPS you can play online since Infiltration. So I urge you, my faithful three visitors, upgrade your rigs, get UT2004, download RO, and let the getting pwned because you’re noobs begin. I was a noob, too, when I started playing at 3.1. Now at 3.3, I’m really starting to get the feel for the game. Just see for yourself.

How to start playing Red Orchestra:
You’ll need a computer that’s no more than 3 years old. The CPU should be no less than 1.6Ghz; 2Ghz or better is recommended. Lots of RAM is a must: 512MB is good, but 1GB is best. The video card doesn’t have to be real great; a GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 is probably bare-minimum. A mouse with a lot of buttons is great to have, as is a large screen. Also consider that UT2004 with RO takes a good 7GB of disk space.
Since RO is a mod of UT2004 for now, you have to buy UT2004. It’s less than $20 at most online places. I’d suggest buying it unless you hope to get lucky with finding a serial somewhere that isn’t banned or in use. You can get UT2004 from Newegg.
Then, you gotta download RO itself. It’s up to about 700MB these days. Get your preferred format of download here. Be sure to find the community map packs to download, too.
Finally, you should practice with the bots for a few days before you jump onto a server. There are a lot of factors to get used to, such as that machineguns have to be set down on something to be aimed accurately; you can only aim accurately by looking down the sights; only a few people can occupy most roles; there’s no ammo display, so you have to count your shots; etc.

PS: I reviewed the new iteration of Delta Force here.

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Music Reviews

So, the lack of content at S–l is hurting my brain. Thus, I’ve decided to do music reviews. Maybe if I do enough of them, Snake will give me own button. I hope so. Anyways I’m going to try and do one a day. so here’s the first:

Mum- Summer Make Good

Oh, and I’ve wanted to post this for a long time:

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playing games and stuff

I haven’t had as much time to work on the site and apps and such as I’d planned because I was given Half-Life 2 and Doom 3 for Christmas. The former I just finished yesterday after an unexpected and rather uninspired ending. I have much criticism of HL2 and it just doesn’t deserve the 98% from PCG and unpresidented 11/10 from MaxPC. First off, my biggest gripe is Steam. It works on the assumption that you will only be playing games from Valve and have a broadband connection. It’s also a huge annoyance for its new piracy measures. Not only did I have to copy everything from 5 discs, but I then had to sign up for Steam, decrypt the entire 4GB of data, download critical parts of the engine, and then download the latest update. Five hours later, I actually got to load HL2. It takes a while to load, and I’m afflicted with some kind of bug that causes the game to hang while loading after roughly 15 to 20 loads (quickloads and new area loads). It also wasn’t that fun of a game. After the first few hours of “woah, check out this engine!”, the gameplay gets rather unexciting. There’s nothing you haven’t seen before. It only looks better. Then there’s only half the number of weapons that HL had, a weak plot, and unclear mission objectives. I had the feeling a number of times that I was just wandering through the linear maze of a level and shooting things without a purpose. However, there are a few isolated cool scenes in the game. One being the Tremors/Starship Troopers “Ant Lions” chapter. Some of the squad stuff was also fun. While HL2 may look absolutely stunning, it plays rather lame.

I just installed Doom 3 today. I was initially put off by the fact that Doom 3 doesn’t like to run when Daemon is installed. I immediately went for a NoCD that fixed it right up. These game developers and publishers are going too far with the piracy protection. It’s almost a pain to be legit these days. That aside, Doom 3 is quite impressive. It sure did scare the shit out of me when the accident happened and the guy right next to me became a zombie. However technologically advanced, it still feels reminiscent of Doom.

And because you never have too many screenshots:

Now for the real news. LOL. 😉 I fixed the email script and there’s a new major beta release of the RoN Script Maker. It now comes in two flavors: Full Version and Lite Version. The difference being that Full has an installer/uninstaller, makes start menu shortcuts, and installs necessary redistributables (hard ass word to spell and type).

So that’s the news. 8)

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Tinkle Tinkle Poop Plop

I couldn’t think of a title that wasn’t trite, so enjoy the quote from Beavis. On to business…

I’ve been playing a lot of CS: Condition Zero lately. I flip flop between the botmatches and “Deleted Scenes”, but of course the botmatches are the most fun. The old models suck, though, so I replaced them with some of my better downloaded ones. Just my luck, they didn’t work right. I spent the last two weeks figuring out how to fix them, though. In the course, I devised two methods of upgrading the models to CZ standard, one of which I wrote a program for in VB. As I believe other CZ players will have this problem, I wrote a guide to upgrading CS models. It can be found here.

Other than that, there have been no other updates. Some Columns are still in limbo currently. Given the end of the semester for college and the end of my relationship with Beckie as well as my lack of acquiring a job, I’ll unfortunately have a lot of free time, now 😕 . At least the site will get some upgrades, perhaps even a new graphics set soon. Although, in the gloom of my current love life, the bloody walls are strangely tranquil. Which reminds me: Gandalf and I have recently blogged on our mixed pool of emotions and thoughts. Enjoy.

Peace. Fuck you. Whatever.

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