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Various Updates

There are just a few site updates to take notice of. I added my last semester’s papers to the School Projects Column. This includes my jihad term paper.

Also, I updated the code for the navigation frame. Gandalf was complaining of a compatability issue in Mozilla’s new browser. Since Firefox is more popular now, I went ahead and fixed that. So, if it doesn’t work in any browser other than IE or Mozilla, fuck your browser!

Since the links system admin script miraculously started working yesterday, I added some new links (for the first time in over two years). I swear, three weeks ago I was trying everything to get the admin script working and it just kept crapping out the 500 error. Then, for shits and giggles, I decide to try and fix it the other day, and it works like nothing was ever wrong. Madness.

And umm…Gand updated his bio. Then, I fixed his update. Enjoy.

“Is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?”

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Another Column

I’ve started a Column today comparing Yahoo! Personals to Match.com in a head-to-head style. The way I designed the page make me feel like I’m calling state electoral votes for a presidential election. You’ll have to see for yourself to understand. The Column is located here. Make your bets as to whether or not I finish this one 😕 . Over Christmas, I swear I’ll finish my VB Apps Column and this one 😛 .

And doodilidoo…back to my term paper.

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Newsalicious.

I should be working on school shit, but I feel it’s time for an update to the site status: Everything is groovy, bitches.

Some time ago I started work on a Column to showcase all the VB apps I’ve made. It’s not nearly done, yet, and I’ll probably have to finish it during Christmas break, but you can still see it here. By the way, it uses my new background effect, grid transparency: You make a 2x2pix image and make the opposite corner pixels either a solid color or transparent (as in the GIF spec), and this creates an opacity effect of 50%. Very neat, albeit it doesn’t work in some browsers and is CPU intensive. Oh well.

Also, I updated the Flash nav to the left finally. I changed the Columns around, cut a staff listing, and changed the link for Downloads. And, if I hadn’t mentioned it before, I changed the site background–simple effect, reminds me of a cross between the Halo 17 album art and Matrix cover art, yet shrouded in blue. It’s actually an amalgamation of a picture of Beckie and one of Rachael.

I had a vision a few days ago of a mail redirection script, so I made that today. Obviously, there are bots that scan web pages in search of E-mail addresses (the @ and .com, .net, etc. are dead give-aways), so this script makes it impossible to phish any of the email addresses here. That is, once I’ve implimented it throughout the site. Most of the links to mail me are done, already, though. The greatest part about this script is its simplicity and mobility. There are only about 15 lines of code involved and if you change email addresses, you only need to change the script and you will still get email from whatever pages you listed the email on. It’s also easy to impliment the script. Just point to the script URL and add ?u=Username&s=Subject. This script is so awesome, I should submit it somewhere like The CGI Resource Index.

I’ve also been working on VB apps, of course. You can follow the story behind my Rise of Nations Script Maker at RoN Heaven. Then, I’ve made major improvements to the MX510 application-specific buttons tool since the last post about it. It now uses two apps, one to monitor the foreground window in order to notify the Logitech software and another to work with schemes for different apps. Development of this app is slowed because it has problems with starting communications with EM_EXEC.EXE and crashing in new builds. Last night, I spent hours decompiling and trying to reverse engineer EVENTEX.DLL–must have crashed WDSM and VB6 like 20 fucking times. Thought I found the weak spot and changed some assembly code at about hmm…Offset 100206BD (see, it’s burned into my memory, now). Alas, I only succeeded in making the mother fucker delete my Current User registery HKey 😕 . Luckily, I installed DX9.01c the other day and that made a System Restore Point. Microsoft saved my ass that time. Really, though…they should make it impossible to delete an entire registry root key. Anyways, my program is perfectly safe and available at www.snakebytestudios.com/download.php?id=7.

I also fixed the MBM Interval Log upload. Didn’t know the host IP changed.

Later, dudes.

P.S. I’m single. Date me, womens!

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Feeling like web editing.

Well, just like the title suggests, I’ve been in the mood to edit the site some lately. I’m wanting to add some demo reviews and upload some papers from last year at college to the projects page. Also, I’ve been slowly adding to my old column on single-player game experiences, found here. What I have actually done is make some improvements to the journal system. Specifically, I added the ability for bloggers to block entries from public view (which you can see working in my newest blog) and updated the user list drop-down to work dynamically. Thus, all the old bloggers that have been deleted do not show up in the list. Any other further improvements are pending anybody giving a fuck. I’m generally the only person that blogs anyways and I’m the only one that works on this site.

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And the news awakes from a coma.

Perhaps some visitors (about 6 people) may remember September 10th of last year. On that day, the news system went into a coma after Danky blew some bad news into its face. “mother fuckin danky mother fuckering the news….”

With the news dysfunctional, the site became more stagnant than usual. Everything worked…just nobody gave a fuck to update the site, besides the occasional blogger. Tonight, feeling a revival in my interest in the site, I decided to once and for all fix whatever problem had the news down. And I did it 8) …it took 3.5 hours to figure out, but I traced the problem to the formatting of the news database. Apparently, the script wants only carriage returns now.

Anyways, I think updates may occur slowly over the next few weeks. Seems like both Loog and myself have Columns that we want to start or finish. Loogie told me that he wants to write about all of our new rigs, and Danky already has a short pic page here. I would like to finish my Column on single-player game experiences, being that I play way too many games now. I also want to get back to looking at hardware and maybe even demos. We’ll all see what happens. 😉

And I exit with some various random pics.


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No news is bad news, but I have news.

Nothing actually int has gone on for quite some time at the site, cept we kept running out of space. I figured out why, though, so there’s like 60MB free on the site, now. Yippee skippee or some shit…

I woke up at 5AM this morning and needed something to do, so I coded my own screensaver from scratch. I’m always pissed at my own disorder of various recent installers, images, music, etc. on the desktop, even though I try to clean it off so I can see my wallpaper: a beautiful rendering including my love, Beckie. So after the set time for the screensaver to be run according to Windows, it will slowly fade in the wallpaper overtop of everything else (fade is adjustable, only in XP/2000, though) and then it fades to black after the user-defined time (0 for fade to black). Also has adjustable mouse sensitivity for closing the screensaver. Requires MSCOMCTL.OCX and MSCOMCT2.OCX. Download it here

Umm….that’s pretty much it. Watch for news again after about 4 months. 😉

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