Damn, this was the weirdest-ass week I’ve had in a while…not necessarily good or bad…but different. Today especially, for once I enjoyed English (with ToadBitch [AKA: Ms. Horner]), in Biology we actually were made to get in groups (meaning Loog and I couldn’t bullshit the lab and talk about CS), we had our first bomb threat of the entire school year during third, and I’m still tired after 13 hours of sleep last night. Freaky shit. Oh, and where the fuck is everyone? Snake’s a horndog and needs to talk to the opposite sex!!! (boing! Ty got on, speak of the devil).
There’s been a lot of school violence shit going on lately, shit in California, Pennsylvania… So, here’s S&L’s offical standing:
You mount the woman!
No, that’s not it, this is:
You stupid mother fuckers! Play DOOM!!! Only dumbass fucking shitsuckers go in and kill people at school; there are consequences fools! Doom is the most basic killing game ever, the rampage levels exceed anything I’ve ever played (apart from some UT). Play Doom after a bad day at school, make a map of your school, make skins of your hated teachers/administrators, import real world guns…but, don’t get your whole life dicked over by going into your school with a weapon and at most firing it.
Sure, some people think the total opposite, that Doom will make you want to kill in the real world. Ignore the urge, play more Doom! If it gets boring (you can play with your eyes closed), get Doom2, get UT, get SoF, get anything! I can’t tell you how relieving it is to name a bot after your band teacher in UT and then proceed to frag him, again and again and again. That’s all, frag on, psychos!
