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S&L Surge!

Posted on August 14, 2001 by Quelog

Looks like we sorta had a mini-surge here in AZ! I went over to GRs house today after school to hang out, and we ended up playing a lan game. It wasnt much of a deal to set up, because they have 3 PCs in this loft area, all routed through a hub.. or something.. i dont know much about networking. Anyways, we played CS for several hours. No bots- we played eachother. We mostly played on Dust and Aztec, finishing the night with a scout match on Militia. For the most part, GR was ahead, but thats only because he was on his home turf, and had had 3 or so hours warming up with his little brother. That PC they had me on had a funky-ass desk and stuff! Oh, yeh, and only 2 of the PCs had CS installed, so it was all 1/1. Well.. i guess thats it. Rock on, bitches!

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Just an update…

Posted on July 30, 2001 by Quelog
Well, as many people around S&L were surprised to learn, I’m back in school! Today was my first day. Since my dad changed hours at work, he cant drive me or pick me up anymore. Rather than ride the bus with a bunch of jerks, and never be able to find a seat (I would be at the last stop,) I’ve elected to walk! It takes just exactly a 30mins to cover the mile and a half. The skinny: Its a long, hot walk to hell, a long hot time while I’m there, and then a long, hot walk back. What a crock.

Anyways, as you probably haven’t noticed, I’ve been granted a CTT thing along with Snake and Loog! Check it out at the bottom of the page. This is part of the recent Swoobification around here. Snake (who I now refer to as “Chief,” from “Editor-In-Chief”) finally got the CGI working straight, so now doing changes and updates are really easy. Rock on!

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After Twenty Days

Posted on July 29, 2001 by Quelog
Well, she-it. Its been twenty days since a news post! [ED NOTE: As a matter of fact, this post was made a few days ago but removed when Snake got the CGI working, and is now re-upped.] I guess a lot has happened in the last twenty days, and to spare everyone a little time, I’ll try to keep this short.

The structure of the S&L Clan has changed: Now it is divided into three teams; the S&L Infiltration Team (Led by Snake and I,) the S&L Counter-Strike Team (Led by Loogie,) and the S&L TFC Team (Led by Snake and Loogie.) Each team has/will have its own version of the S&L Ranking Program, its own members, and its own rules. This new system will make things a lot easier. The Clan Portal is on the [S&L] button on the nav.

Snake was gone to some relatives house or something for nine days, where he didn’t have access to the internet. He was gone from the 10th to the 19th. He was also grounded from his PC yesterday or something.

And in more Snake news, he’s been nabbed by the man for some reason or another related to hacking (I don’t know what, loog didn’t tell me much.) Also, I hear that someone discovered the infamous “quotes and convos” page at S&L and that Snake and Loog are taking a lot of heat for it (if you dont know what that is, its related to the April Column Event… if you don’t know what that is, then don’t ask.)

Finally getting to the good part… In an epic battle, I defeated the SirCam virus! It got onto my rig by way of my dumb mom, but I destroyed it! Check any anti-virus site, and you’ll see that SirCam is currently the number one deadly virus on the internet! Bwahahaha! I even made a collage!



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Jun 5, 2001

Posted on June 5, 2001 by Quelog
It’s been a hell of a long time since I have made a news post, but what can I say? I’m lazy as hell! Anyways, as you could have guessed, only a series of important or exciting events could motivate me to make a news post, so here’s the story.

The Viper Incident
It all started Saturday when snake got an e-mail from a person who claimed to be “Mike Kellar,” and who called himself “Viper.” He claimed to be a gamer who heard of S&L through Sectorlink, our Web Host. It all seemed a little fishy, and the e-mail itself sounded phony. Us sexy bitches down here at S&L know when shit’s goin down, so Snake looked into it and found out that it is actually impossible for a person to hear of us that way. Since we have gotten our new domain, we havent given out our URL in games simply because we aren’t recruiting right now, so the only way a person could have gotten the URL would be if they knew us for a long time and read about the change on the old site. Who of those few people would try to lie to us and infiltrate the clan? Why an old enemy, of course! But why? We don’t even play against any of them anymore! It was determined that it was probably a specific person, who we shall call “NiggaFly TNT [ED NOTE: Snakes making me use this funky name],” who has tried this exact thing before.
Acting quickly, Snake put me in charge of the mission to find out just exactly what the hell was going on. I named it “Operation Viper.” At first I decided to try guessing his secret question for Hotmail, because then I could see how old the account was, and thusly if it had been made recently and just for the purpose of fooling us, and also so that i could see if his letters matched his identity. Unfortunately, you need an Area Code to even see the question. His MSN info was, of course, blank. Later that night (actually, early the next day,) i got in ICQ to check my messages, and saw that “Viper” had added me to his/her contact list! There wasn’t much on his ICQ info… except for his Area Code. As soon as i had it, it occurred to me that it was actually best to use the Area Code to see where he lived, and if that matched where he said he lived (North Carolina.) Of course, it didn’t. After a few mins of searching and stuff, I found out that the area code was in Georgia.. conveniently close to where “Niggafly TNT” had said that he went to college, during the first incident. So, we see that “Niggafly TNT” was lying about how he heard of us, lying about where he lived, and had an area code that put him where the guy from the first incident lived. I mailed all of the evidence to Snake, in a formal report, and went to bed.
The next day I got on my chat programs a little later that normal because I wanted to avoid having to talk to “Viper” without Snake or Loog around. When I did get on, it was revealed to me that Loogie had spilled the beans- he let “Viper” know that we knew. Apparently, Loogie had gathered further evidence: he had asked “Viper” if he was “NiggaFly TNT,” but it had been his sister, and he said that he would be on in a few mins. Still, Snake and I had wanted to collect all of the information and be sure, and then play along with “Viper” and hopefully gain our revenge. In the end, it is my opinion that Loogie ruined the plan. “Viper” admitted that he was indeed “NiggaFly TNT,” and said that he would never bother us again.

New Ranking System
In other news, Snake and I have just completed a new Ranking System for the clan. It’s a hell of a lot more complicated than the old system, and after we work out all of the bugs and stuff, it should work as an excellent system for all of the FPS games that we play. Not really much to say about this new breakthrough development, so click here and have a look for yourself… or, if you prefer, you can download it.

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Mar 19, 2001

Posted on March 19, 2001 by Quelog

Hmm, its been awhile since I have made a news update, and its just taken me several minutes to get this HTML squared away. Anyways, Snake and I have lately been working on perfecting the “Tactical Sweep” (aka “Leapfrog”) maneuver to be used in CS, INF, and possibly FA. I have been writing a sort of an explanation of the maneuver, and I might possibly put it up on the site. Hehe, I doubt that I will because I cannot let valuable S&L strategies to fall into the hands of the enemies!

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Feb 22, 2001 #3

Posted on February 22, 2001 by Quelog

Goddamnit! Yeh, so, ya know what? Yesterday at about 6:00pm, i was chatting with loog like usual, then decided i would go bot in FA. Scorpion was being a little shitty, so i decided to do a shutdown-restart (thats where i shut the bitch down and go putter around the kitchen or watch TV for maybe 10 mins, then come back to a nice, cool, fresh system.) I never made it back to the rig. I decided to watch TV for a sec, so i layed down on my bed (sorta, there was a lot of crap on my bed [dinner tray, coat hanger, ka-bar, wrapper, etc etc] so i had to sort of squeeze into a corner.) I woke up once at 8:00pm, just long enough for me to realize that i didn’t give a shit about whatever it was that the back of my mind was screaming about. Then i woke up at 10:30, and realized that i should clear the shit off of my bed and wash my face before i went to sleep (always gotta wash that face and clean it with astringent.) Then i realized that i had a friggin boatload of homework. What did i do? I went into the kitchen and found some fried tortillas to munch on. My mom was in the shower, so i decided that it would be a good idea to watch Alien Erotica 2. Unfortunately, AE2 isn’t as good as AE1, so i had to wait awhile before any really good stuff came on. Then my mom came in, and i acted like i was doing my homework. I finally !#%@% [WM Note: Take a guess] around 11:15, and then looked at my HW…too dingy from that 4 hour sleep to even read it. So, i went to bed with the usual plan of getting up early and finishing (or rather, starting) my homework before i went to school. What time did i wake up? 6:15 (late)! I went and took a shower, but my slow ass wasn’t done until 7:00. Thats okay, it took my 9 mins to finish, but i didn’t get to study for the exam i have on friday (believe me, even the lazy ass snake or loog would study for this exam). I also didn’t get to eat any breakfast (which isn’t really out of the ordinary, lately). So, when i finally got to school, the parking area was full of busses (as usual) but there was a huge crowd! I’m not getting out of the dodge van, driven by my dad, into the middle of a crowd! So i made him drive down to the far side of the school, where there weren’t any people. All fine and good, but i had to walk a lot farther. Chemistry was the usual shit..working my ass off on one-page-long questions. Well, this is “unity week,” so for some dumbass reason, school starts 10 mins earlier. I think we are supposed to be doing some unity activity…everyone was complaining about how gay it was. Know what’s more gay? Not doing that gay shit, and doing brain-busting chemistry equations instead. Then, in orchestra, Dr.Z wasn’t finished testing the 2nd Violins, so i got to chill for about 20 mins…a nice break. Lunch? Z worked us to the bell again, so i had to walk all the way to the other side of campus with no head-start. World History2 was the usual crap, but i didn’t do any of it because i was too shot to read the material. It isn’t due till monday, so to hell with it. Finally got home and heard about all of this good crap that Snake and Loog have had going on for them….goddamnit! I have to do that studying for that exam, and a fuckload of english homework…damn you bastards all to hell!!!

[WM Note: Sucks to be you]

Oh, yeh, so i guess i did have a “news header” after all…hmm. Did i mention that it is absolute bullshit that i had to work my fatigued ass off all day? Did i mention that, despite the fact that i “went to bed” at 11:30, i didn’t sleep until 2:00am?

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