Author Archives: Snake

Well, one last entry before I shut down The Serpent for the night. I wish I didn’t have to shut it down every night, one of those fan switches would be phatty but I lack the funds. Anyways, Que’s progress on FA is moving along, but came to a halt when he lacked pretty screenshots like the ones on my Inf section. I found the solution to your problem, btw, Que…Look at all those beautiful tga files under firearms/gfx/vgui, they should do the trick with a bit of doctoring. Loog’s lamer ass hasn’t done anything for his CS section. Speaking of Loog’s ass (I’m not gay, so don’t even think it), he’s sleeping over at Gand’s tonight after a failed attempt to look at “Mel’s” huge juggs. Hope they have enough saran wrap and KY. Har Har!

To mix up the deadness around here, I decided to use Quedog’s news header; if it looks purple, you’re shitty monitor is adjusted wrong to view the entire site, cause it’s blue.

I worked on the site everyday this week, just had little time to add news. Just now, I changed the address of our Columns, due to lack of space. The navigation link to left still goes there, so don’t freak. We were playing around with about 200kb of free space, but now that I moved all the Columns over to here, there is about 6.5MB free. It’s amazing! We just keep pumping out more features here at S&L.

Speaking of features, in a little over a week, February’s Column will be complete. I do believe that this will be the largest Column yet, set to be 3 pages. It’s gonna be about our favorite MODs (not the music, although that would be a good subject, too). Quedog has been given FireArms to write about, Loog will bullshit on CounterStrike, and I am gonna write about Infiltration and lay down the format. The pages will be a bitch to load, so I think I might use my preloading script for this one. Time for more coding…

Damnit! Why the fuck do stupid-ass parents have to come between a nerd and his PC? Not only is it immoral (kinda like cutting off one’s genitals) but it is also more than just entertainment and it replaces the need for so many other medias (basically, your PC can be a TV, console, radio, stereo, home theater, newspaper, and just about anything else except food and shelter). My so-called fucked up punishment, was as you can imagine “probation” from the Serpent. My damned mother said probation so much, I wanted to beat her to death with my sock on several occasions. The only reason i was given this unjust punishment was for skipping my spanish exam. I passed the class anyway, though, so WTF did it matter??? [WM Note: STFU, Loog…I don’t care what you have to say, leave it on the forum] They also took my keyboard just for an extra tanginess of asshole. Ever tried to play doom legacy with a gamepad? and no keyboard to change the binding? and you can forget about exiting the game, cause you can’t bind quit or esc and y (for yes), no alt-ctrl-del either…only my lovely restart button. I also got 2 extra days for getting online and being caught by my psycho suicidal parasitical sister, (fucking isp and phone lines) and for cussing the fuck out of my lameass parents on Friday. I did some other sneaky shit, but that will be left untold. Though, I will say that I was gonna unattach my father’s pos HSF from his cpu (no HSF=Mr. Dell locks every 10 minutes), but I feel asleep waiting for the perfect striking time.

Well, that’s 5 days worth of bitching released. I played some Infiltration at Loog’s this morning, so I’m feeling a little better. I love spawning and immediately switching to my Desert Eagle and aiming it (followed by unloading a clip into a wall to see the recoil…dude!); it’s considerably more challenging killing bots with a sidearm compared to their usual benelli or colt. Also, do you realize that we still have a Forum and it works, too? I’ll give it some props later, maybe in the top frame; seeing as space is limited in the nav. I looked at it a little while ago and this was in there:
You should consider using photoshop to make a your site
more interresting graphically.
Greats Ace

If you want an example surf to www.come.toreukbros

It’s dated June 20, 2000…damn, I smell a lazy snake (and I just deodorized myself, too). I think I’ll check that site out, soon. Maybe that dude works there and I can mail him about the current state of the site. Damn, even though the LAN was unsuccessful, the site I made for it is phatty. Check it out in the Hosted Sites list. Well, time to empty some clips into a wall, now. Cya.

Just trying out a new new header. I also changed the forum around, at the expense of the previous threads. Well, feel free to comment on anything.

Hold up! I have a cunning plan. What if everyone that posts uses a different header background, that would rock. So, this is mine, everyone else get your own, damnit!

I’m done for today, seriously. Just want you to notice the poll, it’s next to the hosted sites pull-down. I know you wanna click it; but first, note that it’s buggy. Take the poll, then close the window, hit the S&L Poll button again to see the results. Weird things happen when you cheat the system, still better than damned ads floating all over the place.

Hey, Snake here. I got a few updates and new stuff. There’s a bunch of pics below, but I’ll explain those in a sec. First, I just realized this afternoon that Cuban Dawn can in fact be played as an assault map (1 of 2 Infiltration maps that also are made for AS). And, also, the Robar RC50 costs less than I had thought, it’s about 5000 credits; still pricey considering a AKSMU is only 350. Still worth the purchase more than a H&K PSG1, cause you’ll be able to carry almost every weapon, but only 1 SMG (I’d go with the MP5 for it’s greater range and less recoil).

Next, I have prepared a couple screenshots from my rather shitty architect tool of the S&L house-to-be. Loog and myself could live in this one, and Trig, Que and Gand could have a mirrored version connected to ours via a catwalk (which also gives a way for our CAT5 cables to get from one hub to the other on our network). Oh, and Kat could just chill in my room (preferably in the bed with Snake). Hey…a guy has to have dreams, that’s all that keeps me going. I plan on porting the house over to Unreal, eventually…how cool will that be, actually hearing my footsteps on the tile in the kitchen, dude!

The pics have tooltips when you mouseover for a short description.