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Goddamnit! Yeh, so, ya know what? Yesterday at about 6:00pm, i was chatting with loog like usual, then decided i would go bot in FA. Scorpion was being a little shitty, so i decided to do a shutdown-restart (thats where i shut the bitch down and go putter around the kitchen or watch TV for maybe 10 mins, then come back to a nice, cool, fresh system.) I never made it back to the rig. I decided to watch TV for a sec, so i layed down on my bed (sorta, there was a lot of crap on my bed [dinner tray, coat hanger, ka-bar, wrapper, etc etc] so i had to sort of squeeze into a corner.) I woke up once at 8:00pm, just long enough for me to realize that i didn’t give a shit about whatever it was that the back of my mind was screaming about. Then i woke up at 10:30, and realized that i should clear the shit off of my bed and wash my face before i went to sleep (always gotta wash that face and clean it with astringent.) Then i realized that i had a friggin boatload of homework. What did i do? I went into the kitchen and found some fried tortillas to munch on. My mom was in the shower, so i decided that it would be a good idea to watch Alien Erotica 2. Unfortunately, AE2 isn’t as good as AE1, so i had to wait awhile before any really good stuff came on. Then my mom came in, and i acted like i was doing my homework. I finally !#%@% [WM Note: Take a guess] around 11:15, and then looked at my HW…too dingy from that 4 hour sleep to even read it. So, i went to bed with the usual plan of getting up early and finishing (or rather, starting) my homework before i went to school. What time did i wake up? 6:15 (late)! I went and took a shower, but my slow ass wasn’t done until 7:00. Thats okay, it took my 9 mins to finish, but i didn’t get to study for the exam i have on friday (believe me, even the lazy ass snake or loog would study for this exam). I also didn’t get to eat any breakfast (which isn’t really out of the ordinary, lately). So, when i finally got to school, the parking area was full of busses (as usual) but there was a huge crowd! I’m not getting out of the dodge van, driven by my dad, into the middle of a crowd! So i made him drive down to the far side of the school, where there weren’t any people. All fine and good, but i had to walk a lot farther. Chemistry was the usual shit..working my ass off on one-page-long questions. Well, this is “unity week,” so for some dumbass reason, school starts 10 mins earlier. I think we are supposed to be doing some unity activity…everyone was complaining about how gay it was. Know what’s more gay? Not doing that gay shit, and doing brain-busting chemistry equations instead. Then, in orchestra, Dr.Z wasn’t finished testing the 2nd Violins, so i got to chill for about 20 mins…a nice break. Lunch? Z worked us to the bell again, so i had to walk all the way to the other side of campus with no head-start. World History2 was the usual crap, but i didn’t do any of it because i was too shot to read the material. It isn’t due till monday, so to hell with it. Finally got home and heard about all of this good crap that Snake and Loog have had going on for them….goddamnit! I have to do that studying for that exam, and a fuckload of english homework…damn you bastards all to hell!!!

[WM Note: Sucks to be you]

Oh, yeh, so i guess i did have a “news header” after all…hmm. Did i mention that it is absolute bullshit that i had to work my fatigued ass off all day? Did i mention that, despite the fact that i “went to bed” at 11:30, i didn’t sleep until 2:00am?

Okay, so, first of all let me just say that i am pissed. To please Snake, i downloaded INF last night, and when MSN closed down for maintenance, we all went to AIM. Someone started raising my warning status. Who was it? Snake said it was Loogie, and Loogie said it was Snake. After a few moments of that bullshit, i quit AIM and worked on my part of the column. When INF finished downloading, i spent about 15 mins trying to install it…no luck. “What about the website?” you say? It didn’t say shit. So, i went back on MSN to seek help. I asked snake how to install it about 12 times, but he just wasn’t receiving.I tried AIM, and found once again that snake wouldn’t respond. Loog IM’ed me for some useless reason, so i asked him…but he didn’t want to bother with it. “She-it,” i said. “Fuck this shit, im botting in FA.” And so i played the Firearms bot. I was testing weapons for my part of the column, so when they started kicking my ass cuz i was using crappy weapons, i got pissed. Then i switched back to normal config and kicked some bot ass. And ya know what else? The other night “Breast Men” was on…but guess what…goddamn service was out, so i didn’t get to watch anything, much less the loogie-raved breast movie. She-it. Yea, and so now i see that Snake and Loog have these colored things on their news posts…bastards. So, i made my own goddamn news thing, and if you don’t like it, then you can go to hell.

Well, one last entry before I shut down The Serpent for the night. I wish I didn’t have to shut it down every night, one of those fan switches would be phatty but I lack the funds. Anyways, Que’s progress on FA is moving along, but came to a halt when he lacked pretty screenshots like the ones on my Inf section. I found the solution to your problem, btw, Que…Look at all those beautiful tga files under firearms/gfx/vgui, they should do the trick with a bit of doctoring. Loog’s lamer ass hasn’t done anything for his CS section. Speaking of Loog’s ass (I’m not gay, so don’t even think it), he’s sleeping over at Gand’s tonight after a failed attempt to look at “Mel’s” huge juggs. Hope they have enough saran wrap and KY. Har Har!

To mix up the deadness around here, I decided to use Quedog’s news header; if it looks purple, you’re shitty monitor is adjusted wrong to view the entire site, cause it’s blue.

Well, I just came back from a futile trip to Gand’s house to be a SuperPerv at a chick’s house. Whatever. But, it wasn’t a total bust, cause I got to sleep on a waterbed (no, not the same bed gand was sleeping in), and we gave me the AIM name of a chick at school. So I chatted a lot today with her. I finished getting my CS stuff down on paper, but Snake had better not mention one more word about it, because the due date is the end of the month, and I’ll take all the damn time I want to finish it. Lameass. Anyway, that’s all.

I worked on the site everyday this week, just had little time to add news. Just now, I changed the address of our Columns, due to lack of space. The navigation link to left still goes there, so don’t freak. We were playing around with about 200kb of free space, but now that I moved all the Columns over to here, there is about 6.5MB free. It’s amazing! We just keep pumping out more features here at S&L.

Speaking of features, in a little over a week, February’s Column will be complete. I do believe that this will be the largest Column yet, set to be 3 pages. It’s gonna be about our favorite MODs (not the music, although that would be a good subject, too). Quedog has been given FireArms to write about, Loog will bullshit on CounterStrike, and I am gonna write about Infiltration and lay down the format. The pages will be a bitch to load, so I think I might use my preloading script for this one. Time for more coding…

I’m done for today, seriously. Just want you to notice the poll, it’s next to the hosted sites pull-down. I know you wanna click it; but first, note that it’s buggy. Take the poll, then close the window, hit the S&L Poll button again to see the results. Weird things happen when you cheat the system, still better than damned ads floating all over the place.