ROCK!!!!!!!!! *cranks Gateways pII* Ok, today rocks. After I bitched last night, things started looking up. I got an improved archived news system up and added The “Kat is hot!” Project at the bottom of this page. I encourage you to vote…everyday, 4 times. Um…yeh, that’s it…SNOW!!!!!!!!!!! ROCK!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so, first of all let me just say that i am pissed. To please Snake, i downloaded INF last night, and when MSN closed down for maintenance, we all went to AIM. Someone started raising my warning status. Who was it? Snake said it was Loogie, and Loogie said it was Snake. After a few moments of that bullshit, i quit AIM and worked on my part of the column. When INF finished downloading, i spent about 15 mins trying to install it…no luck. “What about the website?” you say? It didn’t say shit. So, i went back on MSN to seek help. I asked snake how to install it about 12 times, but he just wasn’t receiving.I tried AIM, and found once again that snake wouldn’t respond. Loog IM’ed me for some useless reason, so i asked him…but he didn’t want to bother with it. “She-it,” i said. “Fuck this shit, im botting in FA.” And so i played the Firearms bot. I was testing weapons for my part of the column, so when they started kicking my ass cuz i was using crappy weapons, i got pissed. Then i switched back to normal config and kicked some bot ass. And ya know what else? The other night “Breast Men” was on…but guess what…goddamn service was out, so i didn’t get to watch anything, much less the loogie-raved breast movie. She-it. Yea, and so now i see that Snake and Loog have these colored things on their news posts…bastards. So, i made my own goddamn news thing, and if you don’t like it, then you can go to hell.

Well, I just came back from a futile trip to Gand’s house to be a SuperPerv at a chick’s house. Whatever. But, it wasn’t a total bust, cause I got to sleep on a waterbed (no, not the same bed gand was sleeping in), and we gave me the AIM name of a chick at school. So I chatted a lot today with her. I finished getting my CS stuff down on paper, but Snake had better not mention one more word about it, because the due date is the end of the month, and I’ll take all the damn time I want to finish it. Lameass. Anyway, that’s all.

Well, one last entry before I shut down The Serpent for the night. I wish I didn’t have to shut it down every night, one of those fan switches would be phatty but I lack the funds. Anyways, Que’s progress on FA is moving along, but came to a halt when he lacked pretty screenshots like the ones on my Inf section. I found the solution to your problem, btw, Que…Look at all those beautiful tga files under firearms/gfx/vgui, they should do the trick with a bit of doctoring. Loog’s lamer ass hasn’t done anything for his CS section. Speaking of Loog’s ass (I’m not gay, so don’t even think it), he’s sleeping over at Gand’s tonight after a failed attempt to look at “Mel’s” huge juggs. Hope they have enough saran wrap and KY. Har Har!

To mix up the deadness around here, I decided to use Quedog’s news header; if it looks purple, you’re shitty monitor is adjusted wrong to view the entire site, cause it’s blue.

I worked on the site everyday this week, just had little time to add news. Just now, I changed the address of our Columns, due to lack of space. The navigation link to left still goes there, so don’t freak. We were playing around with about 200kb of free space, but now that I moved all the Columns over to here, there is about 6.5MB free. It’s amazing! We just keep pumping out more features here at S&L.

Speaking of features, in a little over a week, February’s Column will be complete. I do believe that this will be the largest Column yet, set to be 3 pages. It’s gonna be about our favorite MODs (not the music, although that would be a good subject, too). Quedog has been given FireArms to write about, Loog will bullshit on CounterStrike, and I am gonna write about Infiltration and lay down the format. The pages will be a bitch to load, so I think I might use my preloading script for this one. Time for more coding…

Damnit! Why the fuck do stupid-ass parents have to come between a nerd and his PC? Not only is it immoral (kinda like cutting off one’s genitals) but it is also more than just entertainment and it replaces the need for so many other medias (basically, your PC can be a TV, console, radio, stereo, home theater, newspaper, and just about anything else except food and shelter). My so-called fucked up punishment, was as you can imagine “probation” from the Serpent. My damned mother said probation so much, I wanted to beat her to death with my sock on several occasions. The only reason i was given this unjust punishment was for skipping my spanish exam. I passed the class anyway, though, so WTF did it matter??? [WM Note: STFU, Loog…I don’t care what you have to say, leave it on the forum] They also took my keyboard just for an extra tanginess of asshole. Ever tried to play doom legacy with a gamepad? and no keyboard to change the binding? and you can forget about exiting the game, cause you can’t bind quit or esc and y (for yes), no alt-ctrl-del either…only my lovely restart button. I also got 2 extra days for getting online and being caught by my psycho suicidal parasitical sister, (fucking isp and phone lines) and for cussing the fuck out of my lameass parents on Friday. I did some other sneaky shit, but that will be left untold. Though, I will say that I was gonna unattach my father’s pos HSF from his cpu (no HSF=Mr. Dell locks every 10 minutes), but I feel asleep waiting for the perfect striking time.

Well, that’s 5 days worth of bitching released. I played some Infiltration at Loog’s this morning, so I’m feeling a little better. I love spawning and immediately switching to my Desert Eagle and aiming it (followed by unloading a clip into a wall to see the recoil…dude!); it’s considerably more challenging killing bots with a sidearm compared to their usual benelli or colt. Also, do you realize that we still have a Forum and it works, too? I’ll give it some props later, maybe in the top frame; seeing as space is limited in the nav. I looked at it a little while ago and this was in there:
You should consider using photoshop to make a your site
more interresting graphically.
Greats Ace

If you want an example surf to www.come.toreukbros

It’s dated June 20, 2000…damn, I smell a lazy snake (and I just deodorized myself, too). I think I’ll check that site out, soon. Maybe that dude works there and I can mail him about the current state of the site. Damn, even though the LAN was unsuccessful, the site I made for it is phatty. Check it out in the Hosted Sites list. Well, time to empty some clips into a wall, now. Cya.