Ok, today sucked ass!!! First off, Loog messed his week old pc up; never download the “EyeDog” critical update from Microsoft Update, unless you don’t wanna use your browser again. And WTF happened to our counters! And where the fuck is Quedog at today. Damnit, we were supposed to get 6 inches or more of snow today, but we haven’t even gotten any yet. Stupid-ass forecasters, why don’t they let Snake use their computers for gaming instead of weather forecasting (cause they obviously don’t work too well for that)? Well, besides the mountain of shit that’s been thrown at me today, I did get some work done on the site. I added a cool transition effect from the Logo Page, and optimized the photo album (saving us about 300kb, photo quality is still pretty good, though), and I actually added a demo to the DEMOBOARD. Why does everyone but me have to suck ass so much? Well, I guess that’s why I’m the “High Master”. Time to play a little Doom and sleep.

Wowness, I put this news section up. Phatty, ain’t it? I’ll try to put at least one news entry up every other day (easier said that done, most likely).

Arrr, still getting things straight with the clan here. No new members since “KennyX”. I sent an Email to Romulan (he hosts the KeysDigital Servers) about us getting the rcon for the other server. No word on that as of yet. I’ll post any developments on that ASAP.

Notice Snake doesn’t do these anymore? I don’t really want to either, but they help me release my feelings and talk about my achievements.

In non-game news (god forbid), my cat died! You can find a pic of her on my page of the Photo Album, before she died (I’d put a link to it, but it you’re cat died, you wouldn’t be feeling helpful, either!). Now I have no pets, so I may become more sullen than usual now.

In game news (“oh, thank god!”- go to Hell), it was, of course, TFC. I made lots of awesome moves, but I’m not telling you. If you want to hear our stories, then just get the god damn game and play for yourself! I made the rank of Major, which, of course, Snake had to one-up with Lieutenant Colonel the next day. My new favorite map is “thekeep”. It’s a huge desert map with APCs, mortars and machine-guns.
Sorry I was such an asshole this playlist, but just take a look at Angel and you’ll see why I miss my pet so much. Peace out, gamers.

Ok, I’ll try to make this one a tad bit longer than what I’ve been putting out lately. As you’ve probably noticed (and if you haven’t, you’re just a dumbass; no other explanation, except you’re a dumbass!), it’s been TFC madness around here! Damnit! (that was a random “Damnit”, just for your enjoyment) I can barely find time to play TFC with constantly maintaining and upgrading our clan subdirectory; yes, I said constantly, because we’re one of few clans that are actually all about being a “Clan” (Definition: a clique, set, society, or party of common descent (TFC) that work to better themselves). And just to liven up this playlist, I’ll tell you another TFC story or memento if you will: I was playing on this rather shittily made map called “Airport” with most of clan S&L (Gandalf, Loogie, and Snipy), and made 3 headshots and 5 normal sniper kills. Those 3 headshots added to my previous amount to give me a grand total of 4 headshots. So, that was cool.

But, I also did some sleeping around this week with some other fine games! Half-Life Single Player has occupied a large chuck of this week’s time, I got all the way from “Blast Pit” to the middle of “Surface Tension”. I also have been refining my sniper skills in Unreal. Taking advantage of the Botmatch feature and a few ammo cheats, I came up with 35 decapitations, and about 20 regular Sniper Rifle kills on 30 minutes of play. Since the best way to kill an advancing bot is with a good headshot, I got a lot more of those. Unreal basically sucks except for the Botmatches, they rock! And what’s the deal with that lame-ass “Bio-Rifle”?

Damnit!

Sorry we forgot to do the playlist last week. We only have one excuse: TFC! TFC, dawg! These two weeks have been chock-full of TFC excitement, so here goes:
We never mentioned that we developed TFC Clan S&L, which of course is all over the website. Clan S&L is the only “real clan”. We have ranks, rules, website info, and medals. Nobody else gives a shit about their clans, and their all clan whores, switching and double-timing. Anyway, we also have our own TFC Spraypaint Logo (that Snake made). The members in our clan keep expanding. We now have 6 total, including real members, recruits, and soon-to-be recruits.

TFC Moment of the Week(s): Sewer, Hunted. A sniper was sniping me behind a grate, and I drilled him with the HWGuy’s Assault Cannon. Then, when I turned around, the wounded sniper ran after me with the autorifle. I was heading for the ladder to the Warehouse Ramp; he got there first, and i finished him off from below as he was climbing up the ladder. Approximate health loss in process: 10-15.

I have come a long way since the last playlist. I fully understand every map, and I have played about 12. I’ve mastered about every class. My excitement has not yet dwindled; I have played TFC actively longer than any other game. I will not stop playing it until I get a new PC (for Christmas? Oh, please!), and then I will most likely move onto bloodier pastures, with games like Soldier of Fortune, Daikatana, and Unreal Tournament.