TFC, damnit!!! We all played TFC this week, so don’t even read loogie’s crap! So, fuck you…oops, I mean screw you!

I had a lot of firsts this week in TFC. I killed somebody with a sniper rifle (I never play as a sniper, okay?) and successfully used the demoman’s detpack. I blew a hole in the enemy’s yard in crossover2. I played on the maps No Man’s Land (nml) and Circle Jerk 2 (cj2) for the first time. No Man’s Land is a really unique and cool frozen wasteland map. Circle Jerk 2 is okay, but it sucks because of the fact that, when somebody captures the flag, every person in the team gets 10 kills, instead of just the team getting 10 points, so you get kills that you didn’t earn. I also had other firsts, like different ways to kill people and different weapons used correctly.

I would like to make a clarification on last week’s playlist: I had said that it is easiest to get kills as an HWGuy or a engy. That’s not true; it is definitely easiest as a demoman or HWGuy. Demomen have three weapons that explode: pipebombs, norm grenades and MIRV grenades (the last of which is a total killer by itself), AND you get a shotgun that’s quick as hell to reload! And, HWGuys have the assault cannon (need I say more?). Spies are the next best thing. Quick, deceitful, and real back stabbers. Soldiers are lame, with their big rockets, engys are cheap, cause they rely totally on their sentries, snipers get killed too easily, it takes forever to kill someone with the flamethrower as a Pyro, and Medics are just gay, infecting people all the time. There’s my brief class critique.

I’m somewhat into making and using scripts for TFC. I use spy scripts the most. Just another great way to customize TFC.
My days of the childish, repetitive “The Sims” are over, and I am going to uninstall it from my HDD permanently soon.

Well, shit! Do we still have to do these things? TFC, ok!?! That’s it! Just TFC!!! What? You want a story? Fine…I threw a MIRV onto the battlements of 2fort and killed 3 people, cause they were being asswipes! TFC! TFC! TFC! Play it or I’ll put pipebombs in your bed!!!

This week, I played some Extreme Rodeo, Teen Digital Diva II, Search For the Golden Dolphin and Test Drive 6. Oh, wait, that’s not me; that’s the loser who doesn’t get PC Gamer and therefore doesn’t know a good game from a bad one. Actually, I continued to play TFC this week. TFC is incredibly addictive. It’s like drugs: crack and reefer mixed with a little bit of crystal meth. Really, that “reefer” is probably the concussion grenades that make you all dizzy. Friday night, I played from 7:00 PM to 1:00 AM. I normally wouldn’t play this long, but I had a goal: become Sergeant. I finally did it, but it wasn’t easy. I got 18 kills on crossover2. That’s where that crack really kicked in. I am no longer a llama; llamas don’t have titles. I played about 20 games last night, but the next morning, I beat my record again with 19 kills, on the FIRST game! I have found that it’s easiest to get kills as an engy or HW Guy.

As my Cool Things Table this week indicates, TFC is pretty much all I played. I did however manage to squeeze in about an hour of Doom2 (Marines WAD) and about the same amount of time with Links LS 2000.

“Somebody blow the damn grate!”

No comment, but you can all suck it!

“We just played this damn map!”
That’s what you say, but do they listen? No. As much as I like TFC, some things just irk me. On one of my favorites, “KeysDigital Team Fortress Classic,” there is an automated voting system, and if a map has the most votes, the master changes that server to that map. But the voting system can be initiated at any time, so there can be a 5 minute long map! Anyway, I did pretty well this week. I killed Snake a couple of times, and I got Gandalf 3 times in one game! My current favorite maps are “2 Fortresses,” “Badlands,” “Well,” “Crossover,” “Hunted,” and “CanalZone 2.” TFC is a game that will never grow old.

This is probably the most one-sided week of gaming this year for me. Aside from Doom2, TFC is the only game and basically the only thing at all that I played on my PC this week. On Doom2, I played the Marines custom WAD, which Snake has been refurbishing lately. I am going to add some stuff to it too, and it will be available for download here at S&L soon.

I’m sure you want to hear something different for a change, so here you go: I played Links LS 2000 (demo) a little this week. This is a really good golf game; very soothing. Snake and I played a multiplayer game of it. He won, but I don’t know how, since neither one of know much about golf. I’ve played it before, but not for score; just on my golf course for fun. All Snake’s played is Put-put!

Finally, Snake found a really cool program called Kali. It configures mulitplayer games, like GameSpy. This thing supports… hold on to your assault cannons… 262 games! 262! This also has numerous setup options and is very quick. It has some drawbacks, though: no sounds initially, and hardly anybody uses it.

That’s it. I’m rather tired now, my energy depleted from TFC.