Sorry we forgot to do the playlist last week. We only have one excuse: TFC! TFC, dawg! These two weeks have been chock-full of TFC excitement, so here goes:
We never mentioned that we developed TFC Clan S&L, which of course is all over the website. Clan S&L is the only “real clan”. We have ranks, rules, website info, and medals. Nobody else gives a shit about their clans, and their all clan whores, switching and double-timing. Anyway, we also have our own TFC Spraypaint Logo (that Snake made). The members in our clan keep expanding. We now have 6 total, including real members, recruits, and soon-to-be recruits.

TFC Moment of the Week(s): Sewer, Hunted. A sniper was sniping me behind a grate, and I drilled him with the HWGuy’s Assault Cannon. Then, when I turned around, the wounded sniper ran after me with the autorifle. I was heading for the ladder to the Warehouse Ramp; he got there first, and i finished him off from below as he was climbing up the ladder. Approximate health loss in process: 10-15.

I have come a long way since the last playlist. I fully understand every map, and I have played about 12. I’ve mastered about every class. My excitement has not yet dwindled; I have played TFC actively longer than any other game. I will not stop playing it until I get a new PC (for Christmas? Oh, please!), and then I will most likely move onto bloodier pastures, with games like Soldier of Fortune, Daikatana, and Unreal Tournament.

TFC, damnit!!! We all played TFC this week, so don’t even read loogie’s crap! So, fuck you…oops, I mean screw you!

I had a lot of firsts this week in TFC. I killed somebody with a sniper rifle (I never play as a sniper, okay?) and successfully used the demoman’s detpack. I blew a hole in the enemy’s yard in crossover2. I played on the maps No Man’s Land (nml) and Circle Jerk 2 (cj2) for the first time. No Man’s Land is a really unique and cool frozen wasteland map. Circle Jerk 2 is okay, but it sucks because of the fact that, when somebody captures the flag, every person in the team gets 10 kills, instead of just the team getting 10 points, so you get kills that you didn’t earn. I also had other firsts, like different ways to kill people and different weapons used correctly.

I would like to make a clarification on last week’s playlist: I had said that it is easiest to get kills as an HWGuy or a engy. That’s not true; it is definitely easiest as a demoman or HWGuy. Demomen have three weapons that explode: pipebombs, norm grenades and MIRV grenades (the last of which is a total killer by itself), AND you get a shotgun that’s quick as hell to reload! And, HWGuys have the assault cannon (need I say more?). Spies are the next best thing. Quick, deceitful, and real back stabbers. Soldiers are lame, with their big rockets, engys are cheap, cause they rely totally on their sentries, snipers get killed too easily, it takes forever to kill someone with the flamethrower as a Pyro, and Medics are just gay, infecting people all the time. There’s my brief class critique.

I’m somewhat into making and using scripts for TFC. I use spy scripts the most. Just another great way to customize TFC.
My days of the childish, repetitive “The Sims” are over, and I am going to uninstall it from my HDD permanently soon.

Well, shit! Do we still have to do these things? TFC, ok!?! That’s it! Just TFC!!! What? You want a story? Fine…I threw a MIRV onto the battlements of 2fort and killed 3 people, cause they were being asswipes! TFC! TFC! TFC! Play it or I’ll put pipebombs in your bed!!!

This week, I played some Extreme Rodeo, Teen Digital Diva II, Search For the Golden Dolphin and Test Drive 6. Oh, wait, that’s not me; that’s the loser who doesn’t get PC Gamer and therefore doesn’t know a good game from a bad one. Actually, I continued to play TFC this week. TFC is incredibly addictive. It’s like drugs: crack and reefer mixed with a little bit of crystal meth. Really, that “reefer” is probably the concussion grenades that make you all dizzy. Friday night, I played from 7:00 PM to 1:00 AM. I normally wouldn’t play this long, but I had a goal: become Sergeant. I finally did it, but it wasn’t easy. I got 18 kills on crossover2. That’s where that crack really kicked in. I am no longer a llama; llamas don’t have titles. I played about 20 games last night, but the next morning, I beat my record again with 19 kills, on the FIRST game! I have found that it’s easiest to get kills as an engy or HW Guy.

As my Cool Things Table this week indicates, TFC is pretty much all I played. I did however manage to squeeze in about an hour of Doom2 (Marines WAD) and about the same amount of time with Links LS 2000.

“Somebody blow the damn grate!”

No comment, but you can all suck it!